You'll learn about how to deal with pests and rodents both in your Men's club and in the garden. Learn how to take strokes out of your game by eating the right foods, and taking better care of yourself. You are less likely to have a stroke when you are in great shape.

Almost no topic is off limits in this book, and the author delves into territory he shouldn't, from Lasik Surgery to O.J. Simpson. That’s from “L" to “O”, which is so much easier than covering from “A” to “Z”, as most other books do. There's plenty of humor along the way as most of the book was written while the author had his tongue planted firmly in his cheek. In fact his dentist almost halted the publication of this book due to the author's intense and involuntary teeth grinding.

Buy one of these books and give it as a gift to your friend the golfer - you know the person who thinks that since they have a single digit handicap, they can park in the blue spaces in the parking lot.

This book is also a great read for the casual gardener with a mild interest in golf and a good sense of humor. If you have a yard to maintain or just want to get one over on your neighbor, this book is for you. This book is a superb read for that special someone that you need to get a gift for, but really don't want to. We call these "obligatory" gifts and there is no shame in that. Whether it's a distant friend, co-worker, or parole officer, this book will please all.

If you are looking for a spicy book, like "Saving Ryan's Privates", this book may not be for you, but buy a copy and see for yourself. Do not buy this book for anyone who is uptight, stern, serious, or otherwise dull and argumentative. We simply do not want complaints. A better "obligatory" gift for them might be a smelly hermit crab with a peace sign painted on it's shell.